Empire of the Absurd: A Brief History of the Absurdities of the Soviet Union

78 Maro 74 8/9/2025, 3:52:22 PM laurivahtre.ee ↗

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pavel_lishin · 1h ago
> On the other hand, life was secure. There were no bank loans, therefore there were no bank fees or percents. There was no real worry over one’s job or workplace; one was available for everyone. Wages were low, but fear of losing one’s job was almost nonexistent. A person pretended to work; the state pretended to pay him. Living accommodations were crowded and faint hope existed to find a better apartment, but all had a roof over their heads.There had to be, since homelessness was forbidden by law.

> Nowadays, there exist people who yearn for that mollusk-like life.

This isn't an inaccurate description, and yes, it's not exactly a utopian state to find yourself in.

But I'm not going to chuckle at the hypothetical people we're supposed to pity for wanting this; I bet there are quite a few people in the United States alone who would love to have this life, who would love to have a guaranteed job, a guaranteed roof over their heads, and the heads of their children.

sedawkgrep · 47m ago
> I bet there are quite a few people in the United States alone who would love to have this life, who would love to have a guaranteed job, a guaranteed roof over their heads, and the heads of their children.

I'd almost venture to say the majority of people, and definitely those who suffer from a disability of some sort; especially mental health, where one may not mentally function well enough from one day to the next to be able to reliably hold a job.

kachurovskiy · 36m ago
Just so that you understand, what that inevitably brings is alcoholism, domestic violence and other depressive deformities. My grandpa died from daily drinking with his factory pals and my grand-grandma has axe damage on her wooden furniture and it was normal.
username332211 · 51m ago
The really funny part is that this is probably fairly easy to achieve in the United States. The only part of the Soviet system you'd need to implement is the migration and residency control regime.

Currently people all over the world are free to move to New York, which makes the city unaffordable. If you forbade anyone not born within it from moving there, Manhattan would be fairly affordable and homelessness would be much reduced.

All you need to do is to free yourself from that bourgeois delusion that a man from Mexico (or worse, West Virginia) has any right to live in that city.

vintagedave · 35m ago
> The only part of the Soviet system you'd need to implement is the migration and residency control regime.

Ouch: straight to being against others.

No, the part you'd need to implement to get socialised housing is socialised housing. Similarly, there are modern equivalents to guaranteed jobs. Communism believed everyone had to work: today we have different ideas of purpose than Marx had, plus are more aware of those who cannot work, or the value of non-work social contributions, and tech folks like us might believe in or hope for an upcoming post-scarcity society, with a transition period of UBI.

I expect you want to control migration and residency in order to avoid freeloaders. Freeloaders are remarkably rare, most people have self-respect and enjoy being productive, and interestingly systems that exterminate freeloaders entirely tend to be less efficient.[1] Plus, if you have a wonderful system, the best way to handle other people wanting it is to help it grow, not limit it to yourself. A better policy would be one encouraging its growth elsewhere in other countries where all those folk who are coming to your shores are coming from. The US has a long (mixed) history of that approach re democracy.

[1] https://www.bitsaboutmoney.com/archive/optimal-amount-of-fra...

username332211 · 4m ago
What freeloaders are you talking about? This is complete nonsense.

Residency controls exist to solve the economic problem. The amount of people that want to live in global cities is endless. Even if you socialize all the housing in New York, there will be people that want to live in the city but won't be able to. It is the job of the economic system to determine who gets in and who doesn't.

That's why socialized housing requires residency controls, but if those were implemented in the United States, the country could reap the specified benefits of of the Soviet system.

Finally, you speak of encouraging growth elsewhere, but what can be more productive for the growth of West Virginia, than to tell every man born in that state that he shall also die in that state. What can be better for industrial development, but a labor force that can't move away?

It's so sad to see communists cling to capitalist concepts like that. Communism has no future so long as it's supporters refuse to understand that Marx's magnificent philosophical and political system rejects borgeous human rights.

Herodotus38 · 2h ago
This may be covered but one absurdity that I came across was https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism

When I was an undergraduate working in a molecular biology lab my two mentors, Andrei and Svetlana were Russian emigrants. Andrei taught me, in the 00s, that he couldn’t do the level of molecular biology in Russia because the downstream effects decades later put them far behind in the technical and cultural knowhow. Genetics was banned.

baxtr · 1h ago
> More than 3,000 mainstream biologists were dismissed or imprisoned, and numerous scientists were executed in the Soviet campaign to suppress scientific opponents.

Scientists were executed… ok wow

cowcity · 1h ago
Almost certainly not true. Stalin's purges were in the 30s and scientists were surely executed in various contexts (same in the West) but not in the context claimed by this article.
bdamm · 1h ago
Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.
Der_Einzige · 1h ago
Of course HN has tankies.
pavel_lishin · 1h ago
> scientists were surely executed in various contexts (same in the West)

Name one.

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piombisallow · 1h ago
"Same in the West" lmao, when were scientists executed in the West? The 1500s?
jamiek88 · 1h ago
What? Wow. There’s a bot for every crackpot now eh?
H8crilA · 1h ago
Low quality bots are the most jarring.
Duanemclemore · 1h ago
There's a great episode of the podcast The Constant about Lysenkoism. Definitely worth a listen.

I can't find the link at the moment, apologies.

xyzelement · 59m ago
I was about 10 when the USSR has collapsed and have lived in the use for over 30 years yet I still see in my parents and even myself the remnants of dehumanizing ridiculousness that existed there. Eg my dad is instinctively terrified of dealing with anyone from the government even like the mailman because that person can wield their position against you even though that's not the case here at all.

Or for example I had to point out to my dad that his neighbor open carries. Like my dad is intellectually aware of the 2nd amendment but it didn't fit in his brain that people could actually exercise a freedom so his eyes were literally blind to it (obviously I drove him to the gun shop that evening)

pavel_lishin · 53m ago
> (obviously I drove him to the gun shop that evening)

Why would that be obvious?

keiferski · 1h ago
I look forward to the day when the capitalist and communist eras of the 19th-21st century are analyzed coldly, in the way we look at mercantilism or medieval market towns today.

Because it really seems like both are increasingly inadequate systems for handling modernity, and the obsession with defining one as intrinsically evil and the other the obvious superior option (I’ll let you choose which is which) is such a flattening, unhelpful approach.

Personally, having moved from capitalist America to post-communist Poland, a few things seem true to me:

…the communist era in Poland was a disaster and the country today is unquestionably better off as a modified capitalist one;

…contemporary American culture really seems to be struggling under an unquestioned capitalist ethic;

…the conflict seems artificially egged on from think tanks, corporations, academics, and maybe even the simple alliteration of the letter c (i.e., you don’t hear nearly as much about Capitalism vs. Socialism, even though historically that’s a more accurate label of what governments actually were.)

…and that neither capitalism or communism has ever really been implemented in a pure sense.

Which is all a long way of saying that Mark Fisher’s quote seems more true every day, not as a pessimistic statement but just one describing a lack of imagination and the inability to transcend the debate:

“It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.”

armchairhacker · 17m ago
IMO the problem is extremes. The best system is capitalism with some “socialist” government regulation, services, and welfare. How much and what specific policies are unknown.
littlestymaar · 22m ago
> Because it really seems like both are increasingly inadequate systems for handling modernity, and the obsession with defining one as intrinsically evil and the other the obvious superior option (I’ll let you choose which is which) is such a flattening, unhelpful approach

As the post-soviet Russian joke went:

everything the communists said about communism was false, everything they said about capitalism was true.

nradov · 1h ago
I can imagine a lot. In every possible scenario, the end of capitalism means disaster for the entire human race.
keiferski · 1h ago
This is exactly the kind of low effort, no imagination response that I was referring to. No discussion of alternatives, no acknowledgement that maybe there are some issues with the current capitalist system, etc.

Just apocalyptic language, with no openness to the idea that yeah, communism was a terrible system, but maybe that doesn’t automatically imply that contemporary capitalism is inherently the best system.

vintagedave · 31m ago
Although I would argue with you that the communist governments were socialist -- they were not, at least under our current understanding of socialism (says one person contradicting another on the internet, this is opinion, I know :)) -- you're right about the intellectual blindness about other possibilities.

I find Chesteron's distributism an interesting one, and personally really admire cooperative societies.

nradov · 1h ago
Do you have anything constructive to offer or are you going to stick with low effort criticism without even proposing an alternative? So far all you have are weak complaints, totally disconnected from objective reality.
nilamo · 1h ago
That seems awfully defeatist and with a very negative view of the human spirit.

I can imagine the end of Capitalism, and it looks like Star Trek.

socalgal2 · 1h ago
Star Trek ignores real estate. Who gets the penthouse and who gets the first floor apartment next to the noisy space port. who gets the house with the beach view and who just get views of the wall of the neighboring building.
dfedbeef · 13m ago
Yeah just let the military run everything
cheeseomlit · 31m ago
So all its gonna take to end capitalism is matter replicators, FTL travel, interstellar colonization, and unifying under a one world government after a decade of horrifying eugenics wars fought between genetically enhanced supermen- And after all that Picard gets to live on a nice vineyard in France while thousands of voyager doctor clones toil away in the dilithium mines
nradov · 1h ago
Nothing in Star Trek even makes any sense. It's a completely artificial universe, constructed as a background for telling fun stories. From the perspective of alternative economic systems it's no different than children's fairy tales.

I am an optimist and capitalism looks like success. It's the exact opposite of defeatism.

simlevesque · 1h ago
Can you prove that capitalism isn't gonna end the entire human race ?

I'm sure you can imagine anything but that's not really helpful.

nradov · 1h ago
Can you prove that any other economic system isn't going to end the entire human race.
simlevesque · 58m ago
You're the one saying that capitalism is better. I didn't claim anything. Never said I knew what's best for the world.

You said you do. So, tell us ! Claims require evidences.

kibwen · 1h ago
> While nazism and its crimes were condemned after World War II, making the return of this form of totalitarianism impossible

Even written in 2021 rather than today, it's difficult to take the OP seriously after this. Both Hitler's nazism and Stalin's communism are manifestations of the deeper authoritarian sympathies that infect the human psyche and to which the modern world is quickly succumbing.

whycome · 2h ago
> Recent Russian studies put the count of lost lives and unborn children as high as 170 million people.

wait, does this just mean pregnancies that didn't reach full term? Or like, a hypothetical number of kids that could have been born?

zdragnar · 1h ago
The Bolsheviks were the first to get a country to legalize elective abortion in 1920. They did so as a temporary measure because so many women would have difficulty raising a child in the post-war environment.

It got to the point where hospitals were overwhelmed and they started setting up dedicated clinics.

They tried making it illegal again in the 30s but brought it back in 1955 because there was such demand.

So, presumably this 170 million number is written by someone who believes a fetus is a unique human life and the prevalence of elective abortion was so high as to be a not insignificant number of "lost lives".

jonah · 50m ago
By what actual scientific definition is a fetus, not a unique human life? They have their own unique DNA, brain, circulatory system, fingerprints, etc, etc.

In my understanding, any definition that discounts there individuality is primarily there to depersonalize them and thus justify their killing.

unnamed76ri · 29m ago
To justify their killing and assuage the conscience of any who have had one/had their wife/girlfriend have one.
Spooky23 · 1h ago
You can play with the scope to tell the story you want. If you scope in WW2 losses as well, about 30M Soviets died. Some other number were injured or disabled. If you look at fertility rates at the time, you can project how many children would have been born, and I’m sure you could be at that number.

Additionally, the after effects of the war and Stalin persisted - the loss of men resulted in higher numbers of childless women.

I lack the information to assess whether 170M is a meaningful number, but on a relative basis, the United States and even China didn’t contend with the sheer destruction and oppression that Soviet people did, and had higher fertility rates. It’s not a “pro” or “anti” Soviet/Russian discussion - the nation’s people suffered in various ways, which had an end result.

j4coh · 2h ago
Lost lives and lost potential is how I read it.
mc32 · 2h ago
The 170MM figure is referring to all losses of life like the purges, man-made famines (Holodomor), inept ww ii strategies, as well as “unborn” children. This last one has no reference so it’s impossible to know what that means or how many people they attribute to that.

That said, the problem is a cultural one. The communists poured gas on the tendencies of the Tsars and modern Russia suffers from that legacy still. The legacy is a peasant (serf) : master way of thinking.

Culture is hard to cure and the change has to come from within. Japan had a similar problem but most of the sharp edges were dulled when they made a deal (surrender) with the Americans.

You also see this tendency to cling to bad cultural habits by some enclaves of immigrants. It can take decades of new generations to wipe some of those bad tendencies away. Some people see that as erasure of culture as a bad thing but it can also bring good.

H8crilA · 1h ago
I don't know who is downvoting this comment, but the comment is correct. Russia is a state, not a nation. The Kremlin, in all incarnations - the Tsars, Stalin, the Communist Party, Putin, even the Mongols that used to run it before Moscow, have always been perceived more like an alien force that has landed onto this land, and now one has to submit to it, without questions. This is a lesson that parents pass onto their children, implicitly or explicitly. It could become a nation-state in a relatively short order, though that's certainly going to be bloody. And nukes could be on the table as well - this is why the US was actually opposed to the USSR collapse, a fact that's not widely known today.
vectorcrumb · 2h ago
Might this be available in some ebook format somewhere?
gampleman · 39m ago
Reminds me a bit of the “Power of the Powerless” by Václav Havel.
binary132 · 44m ago
I’m the farthest thing imaginable from a Bolshevik sympathizer but I often wonder whether big-C Communism could have survived and how it would have fared if the United States hadn’t engaged in sustained economic warfare against it. I imagine it might look something a bit like Chinese Communism does today, although perhaps those days came and went in the later eras of the Party system.
nradov · 34m ago
What economic warfare? Even after WWII the USA literally sold food to the USSR. Without that their food shortages would have been even worse.
flyinghamster · 20m ago
People who got too serious about communism tended to get eliminated by Stalin, and then the people in charge of the elimination (Yagoda, Yezhov, Beria) were in turn eliminated in later purges.
unnamed76ri · 32m ago
Chinese communism survives because the US spends an insane amount of money on their goods each year. It would have collapsed by now if not for the US demand for stuff.
hagendaasalpine · 53m ago
historians have described the USSR as an 'affirmitive action empire', a contradictory one
jostylr · 22m ago
This might be a good article for such a perspective: https://reason.com/2021/11/01/yes-it-was-an-evil-empire/
divan · 55m ago
Important to understand that these are "absurdities" only when viewed from the angle of market economy and democratic society. For people living in Soviet Union this was just a "state of the world".

Communist values (or lack of values) shaped the political and social systems in which people were born and raised.

First we shape systems, then systems shape us.

kergonath · 1h ago
Entertaining, but not to be taken too seriously. The author himself says that it’s very subjective and not thoroughly fact-checked. Even then, the digs at the Kievan Rus’ are… well, absurd. Also, I don’t know of any European country without its share of demented and paranoid rulers. But England is not Henry VIII and Germany is not Hitler.

Also, this

> But let us start with the Communist Manifesto which is the holiest tome of communist ideology and can be called the red gospel.

is a pearl of unintended absurd humour. In this case, when someone applies their beliefs and frame of mind to a foreign object without actually understanding it.

In the end I agree with the author that all life if absurd, it’s just a matter of point of view.

croes · 1h ago
I guess the post is caused by this article

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44843605

wormius · 37m ago
1. Black Book of Communism

2. "Unborn"

Yeah, no.

I'm not saying USSR was a panacea or that Stalin did nothing wrong (Tankies are the fucking worst. I hung out on /r/communism for a while, and, as the kids used to say "gross").

I take writing like the OP with a HUGE grain of salt.

There are plenty of crimes and problems with what happened in the Soviet Union. Some of these were intentional by the leadership both before, during, and after Stalin. Some of these were self-owns (War Communism much?) some of these were forced errors (when doing battle one makes tough choices, and this includes in ideological/economic/actual war). Some of these were straight up evil policies (gulags, great purges, Katyn, etc...)

If someone can do real analysis I'm down, but once you start quoting Black Book of Communism, I know you're coming with an agenda and it's hard for me to take you in good faith. Especially if you're counting "The Unborn" - go on, just call the US a "Nazi Nation with the unborn holocaust" (I grew up in that shit, so saw the propaganda first hand).

csours · 45m ago
I feel like some people are trying for the sequel right now.

Moral relativism is like digging a latrine. Almost nobody wants to do it for somebody else, it's a chore to do it for one's self, but pretty much everyone appreciates when it's already done for them.

Anyway, I feel like 'liberalism' is under broad attack by both conservatives and progressives, largely because it is very unsatisfying right now.

Speaking for myself, liberalism is a way to understand the world. Liberalism in this sense does not especially imply progressivism or conservatism, and can be practiced by anyone. To re-phrase the Robustness Principle: "be opinionated in what you do, be open minded in what you accept from others".

I feel like the stronger you push your opinions into your understanding of the world, the harder it gets to actually understand what is going on in the world. As Colbert said: "reality has a well-known liberal bias". This statement makes more sense if run in reverse: "An open-minded understanding of the world is more likely to be durably and broadly true than a strongly opinionated understanding".

Unfortunately, it has become VERY difficult to talk about what is going on in the world right now, largely because a lot of disparate groups are pushing their opinions into their understanding very very hard. There are many people who currently disagree with their own in-group, but are restricted in what they can say because of social loyalty constraints. If you can't be the first person to speak up, consider being the second.

The absolute strongest superpower that humans have is the the ability to tell another story. Don't get stuck in the first satisfying story you hear.

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If you are satisfied with blame, try examining the situation closer. If you are satisfied that a whole political party is evil, try examining the situation closer.

Here are some questions:

What is the person or organization doing

    socially
    economically
    emotionally
    political as in policy objectives
    political as in electoral strategy
    political as in internal power structure - is the internal power structure sound or fragmented?

When a person or organization says something, is it

    complete
    accurate
    satisfying (to anyone? to someone? to me?)
Sometimes, it is a trap to fight the obvious fight. Perhaps the other side is fine with losing the obvious fight for some reason.

People don't believe crazy things because of correct facts, they believe them because of satisfying stories.

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May I humbly ask 2 things of you:

1. Please don't assume I'm saying or implying something beyond what I've said here. You may feel free to go beyond what I've said, just don't put it on me.

2. Please don't join a death cult. You can look up the characteristics of a high control group; a death cult is all that plus their definition of morality narrows over time, excluding more and more people. Death cults ramp up anger over time. It's very easy to fall into one right now, and they are not exclusive to either side of the political spectrum. It's better to endure a little moral dissatisfaction than to join a high control group.

matheusmoreira · 1h ago
> While nazism and its crimes were condemned after World War II [...] this has not happened with communism.

This resonates quite deeply. In my country nazis go straight to jail but communists walk our soil completely unpunished. They have half a dozen political parties, are well coordinated, are popular and are constantly elected by the population when they promise them heaven on earth. This is especially ironic since nazism is short for national socialism.

Communism is alive and well in Latin America. Brazilian president Lula declared to CNN his intention to install communism in my country not even a week ago. It has been his intention for over 40 years. He and his party has been in power for over 20 years. Yet people act as though it was fake news.

simlevesque · 1h ago
It's not fake news it's good news.
nikanj · 1h ago
Nazi Germany never put up fences to stop their people from leaving. The Soviet Union did. That’s my metric for the standard of living in them
seiferteric · 45m ago
Except for the ones around the concentration camps.
loloquwowndueo · 2h ago
> death toll of communist terror

I don’t think this was the fault of that socioeconomic system known as “communism”. Yet the article tries to push that assumption a few times.

> Hitler as the biggest criminal and murderer of the 20th century. It is hard to believe that, actually, Stalin murdered significantly more. Not only are the crimes of communism not condemned, but they are by and large not known.

Right, so it was this particular implementation of communism, epitomized by Stalin’s policies.

kkrs · 1h ago
That wasn't the only issue with communism. It was so inefficient it failed to make enough food. Soviet style central planning was popular in India as well, which was a democracy. Resulting shortages and low economic growth leading to what were avoidable deaths and malnutriton can be found easily. Once you take price out of the picture, society stops being self-organizing and has to be told what to do. That socioeconomic system failed horribly and yet people keep trying to spin fantasies about it.
rwmj · 2h ago
Ah ha, didn't have to wait long for "we've not tried real communism yet".
dwb · 59m ago
Communism is very widely defined as a classless, moneyless, stateless society. So no, it has not existed in any modern society. Criticise the Soviet Union all you like – any good Marxist should do the same – but this is a very weak put-down.
dvfjsdhgfv · 1h ago
But if we want to be precise, he is right - in theory, it wasn't the fault of that socioeconomic system itself, and logically you can't exclude the possibility that in the future there might be a communist system without causing millions of deaths, unfortunately in practice all such systems, including the one in Russia and China, had enormous toll.

The reason for it, in my opinion, stems from the origin: in an ideal world, the whole population would agree the system is fantastic and introduce it, based on mutual respect. What actually happens is that crowds get furious and start killing and introduce a new system by violence, so it's hard to expect a nice fruit from a rotten seed.

endoblast · 46m ago
I think you've got it the wrong way around. All ideology is wrong, incorrect and fails in contact with reality. The true purpose of ideology (or 'the system') is to provide its adherents with the excuse they need to act badly. It could be relatively mild attempts to increase social status through hypocrisy and virtue-signalling. Or it could be to commit murder, torture and so on.

As Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn put it:

Ideology—that is what gives evildoing its long-sought justification and gives the evildoer the necessary steadfastness and determination. That is the social theory which helps to make his acts seem good instead of bad in his own and others’ eyes, so that he won’t hear reproaches and curses but will receive praise and honors.

What obscures matters is that evil tends to operate in layers with each layer deceived by the layer above it in the hierarchy (or below it, if you prefer a lowerarchy). So at the bottom there is a multitude of relatively decent people who don't want to kill and really do believe in the system.

rwmj · 1h ago
You almost had it right there at the end. Communism isn't compatible with how humans normally act. You can't introduce a system which is incompatible with humans and expect it to work.

Anyway next time you experiment with utopias, try not to bring along hundreds of millions of unwilling participants.

seiferteric · 39m ago
I think Communism is a 19th century pseudoscience idea like phrenology. There’s no evidence these things are real but phrenology was easy to discount while many people still choose to believe in Communism despite lack of evidence of it working long term.
dvfjsdhgfv · 50m ago
> Communism isn't compatible with how humans normally act.

A correction: most humans. There are a few who like communism. Why not them live their lives as they want? Communities like the Longo Maï are a living proof this is absolutely possible on a tiny scale when a willing subset is involved.

GauntletWizard · 1h ago
The theory is a perfectly spherical cow - impossible in practice, laughable in imagination. We have a firm understanding from historical data of how it fails, even if it doesn't match the imagination of its proponents.
nradov · 1h ago
Genocide is the inevitable result of communism. There is no plausible way to avoid this outcome.