That page is like everything I dislike about git man pages. I understand most of the words but not what they actually mean for me or why I'd choose anything. In that you said it's generated pre-AI I'm guessing that's the joke? Looks kinda like a git man page but it's fake?
Couldn’t tell for a moment if it’s a real post, or whether I got linked to the (pre-AI era) GitHub manpage generator :)
https://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/