Shapiro arson suspect's family sought help from authorities before attack

1 blindriver 1 4/16/2025, 2:08:23 AM cnn.com ↗

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giardini · 15d ago
Witnesses say he was "chewing on batteries" before the incident.

Must I now worry that the Chinese are putting fentanyl in my batteries? Must I consider the possibility of being mugged by a "battery-chewer" (ChewBAAAca?). Will there be a run on batteries at the supermarket? Should I buy more batteries now, avoid the run and risk being labelled by my supermarket as a drug dealer/user?

This goes beyond the pale. Give me back my landline.