Replication of Quantum Factorisation Records with a VIC-20, an Abacus, and a Dog

52 teddyh 12 7/18/2025, 7:09:07 PM eprint.iacr.org ↗

Comments (12)

cbm-vic-20 · 2h ago
> We verified this by taking a recently-calibrated reference dog, Scribble, depicted in Figure 6, and having him bark three times, thus simultaneously factorising both 15 and 21. This process wasn’t as simple as it first appeared because Scribble is very well behaved and almost never barks.
trhway · 38m ago
one can always press the door bell button - works like a charm with my Chihuahua. Though he prefers to factorize numbers more like 529 than 21.
rahimnathwani · 2h ago
tomgag · 2h ago
I guess I'll post it here as well. This is my personal take on the whole story: https://gagliardoni.net/#20250714_ludd_grandpas

A relevant quote: "this is your daily reminder that "How large is the biggest number it can factorize" is NOT a good measure of progress in quantum computing. If you're still stuck in this mindset, you'll be up for a rude awakening."

Related: this is from Dan Bernstein: https://blog.cr.yp.to/20250118-flight.html#moon

A relevant quote: "Humans faced with disaster tend to optimistically imagine ways that the disaster will be avoided. Given the reality of more and more user data being encrypted with RSA and ECC, the world will be a better place if every effort to build a quantum computer runs into some insurmountable physical obstacle"

kevinventullo · 1h ago
A better measure of progress (valid for cryptanalysis, which is, anyway, a very minor aspect of why QC are interesting IMHO) would be: how far are we from fully error-corrected and interconnected qubits? I don't know the answer, or at least I don't want to give estimates here. But I know that in the last 10 or more years, all objective indicators in progress that point to that cliff have been steadily improving: qubit fidelity, error rate, coherence time, interconnections... At this point I don't think it's wise to keep thrashing the field of quantum security as "academic paper churning".

I think the problem is that “objective indicators pointing to the cliff” is pretty handwavy. Could there be a widely agreed-upon function of qubit fidelity, error rate, coherence time, and interconnections that measures, even coarsely, how far we are from the cliff? It seems like the cliff has been ten years away for a very long time, so you might forgive an outsider for believing there has been a lot of motion without progress.

jgeada · 2h ago
Except that factorization is exactly what is needed to break encryption, and so knowing what QC can do in that realm of mathematics and computing is exactly the critical question that needs to be asked.

And a reminder that in the world of non-QC computing, right from its very roots, the ability of computers improved in mind boggling large steps every year.

QC records, other than the odd statistic about how many bits they can make, have largely not made any strides in being able to solve real world sized problems (with exception of those that use QCs purely as an analog computer to model QC behavior)

tomgag · 2h ago
I beg you to read the full story and to not extrapolate from the quote.

Also, in the world of QC, right from its very roots, the ability of QC improved in mind boggling large steps every year. It's only that you cannot see it if you only look at the wrong metric, i.e., factorization records.

It's a bit like saying "classical computing technology has not improved for 50 years, it's only recently that we finally start to have programs that are able to write other programs".

jgeada · 1h ago
There is a reason QC factorization records haven't shifted much over the past years. Number of qubits by themselves isn't enough. You to be able to do computation on them and for long enough to run Shor's algorithm till it produces a solution. How the qubits are connected, how reliable the logic gates are and how long you can maintain the quantum coherence with enough fidelity to get results is equally important.

That no significant factorization milestones have moved is a huge critical black eye to this field. Even worse, that no one has ever even been able to truly run Schors algorithm on even trivial numbers is a shocking indictment of the whole field.

tomgag · 1h ago
The reasons you listed are exactly why the lack of factorization records should not be seen as a "critical black eye to this field", because they are not a relevant measure of progress. Again, think of the parallel with LLMs: it took decades to get out of the "AI winter", because that's what non-linear technological progress looks like.

With QC, the risk (and I am not saying this is going to happen, but I'm saying that it is a non-overlookable risk) is that we end up transitioning from "QC can only factorize 15" to "RSA-2048 is broken" in such a sudden way that the industry has no time to adapt.

mlyle · 42m ago
I think the main thing is: quantum computing doesn't really work right now, at all.

Imagine if you had crummy, unreliable transistors. You couldn't build any computing machine out of them.

Indeed, in the real world progress looked like:

* Useless devices (1947)

* Very limited devices (hearing aids)

* Hand-selected, lab devices with a few hundred transistors, computing things as stunts (1955)

* The IBM 1401-- practical transitorized computers (1959)-- because devices got reliable enough and ancillary technologies like packaging improved.

In other words, there was a pattern of many years of seemingly negligible progress and then a sudden step once the foundational component reached a critical point. I think that's the point of the person you're talking to about this.

And then just a couple of years later we had the reliability to move to integrated circuits for logic.

If you looked at the "transistorized factorization record" it would be static for several years, before making a couple steps of several orders of magnitude each.

madars · 2h ago
A great resource for visually seeing progress is https://sam-jaques.appspot.com/quantum_landscape (click "Prev"/"Next" to see other years) - it makes very clear that incredible progress is happening - this is a log-log plot.
hagbard_c · 24m ago
After having read this paper I'm busy working on the replication of String Theory with a plate of Spaghetti, a packet of instant Ramen noodles and a pair of Octopuses. I would have used a single octopus but those 8 arms don't cover the 12 dimensions in String Theory. Technically a single squid might suffice - it has 8 arms, 2 tentacles and 2 fins which makes 12 - but that wouldn't be fair to the dimensions which get stuck with the fins while others get to walk away with those tentacles.