For this to truly be funny, it needs to be installed on on an unsuspecting user’s laptop, preferably some C-level type about to join an in-person board meeting.

Angostura · 4m ago

I don't have a C-level to hand. My daughter's university laptop, however is just here...

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Statistical Nonsignificance in Empirical Economics [pdf] (economics.mit.edu)