Step Right Up (Song)

1 aspenmayer 1 8/25/2025, 12:54:58 AM en.wikipedia.org ↗

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aspenmayer · 2h ago
And it steals your car.

I thought this song deserved at least a weekend post due to the lyrics alone, but apparently there was also a lawsuit involved due to a sound-alike performance in a commercial, after Tom Waits was asked by Frito-Lay to perform and he refused. Reminds me the OpenAI ChatGPT ScarJo controversy, to be honest:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GPT-4o#Scarlett_Johansson_cont...

https://www.georgetown.edu/news/ask-a-professor-openai-v-sca...

And it finds you a job. It is a job!

Here's the album version with the lyrics in the description (the album art is probably NSFW due to a nearly topless callgirl, but if you look closely, she has pasties/tassels, so I'm calling it artistic license, but fair warning all the same!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdScE3Rqh8

Send before midnight, tomorrow terms available.

A SFW re-issue album art version for those who can't click the above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYyCitIDzvI

And it strips the phone company free!

Here's an amazing live session from 1977, with Step Right Up being first on the setlist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4er0QVPABo&t=84s

It delivers a pizza.

A somewhat deeper examination of the lyrics:

https://genius.com/Tom-waits-step-right-up-lyrics

'cause it forges your signature!

The prices keep going up if you listen closely.

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.