Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

203 indiantinker 54 6/1/2025, 5:31:20 AM stephencoyle.net ↗

Comments (54)

austinallegro · 20h ago
(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse)

My lovely horse (My lovely horse) Running through the field (Running through the field) Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? (All Summer)

I want to shower you with sugar lumps And ride you over fences Polish your hooves every single day And bring you to the horse dentist

(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse)

My lovely horse, (My lovely horse) You're a pony no more (You're a pony no more) Running around with a man on your back Like a train in the night... like a train in the night (I Love You Anyway) My lovely, lovely, lovely horse

Padriac · 18h ago
kefabean · 18h ago
butz · 11h ago
We have to lose that sax solo!
FionnMc · 18h ago
I genuinely never thought I'd see Father Ted, let alone the lourdes tape dispenser on the front page of HN. What a great day.
mywacaday · 15h ago
Sitting have a lazy late breakfast, sun is shining and this comes up, great start to the day. Showed my wife and she had the great idea that we should watch Fr. Ted from the start again. Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s, Thursday night was the big night out for students and as new episodes of Fr Ted would air at 9pm our night out would start in a jammed pub with everyone watching it on a big screen. On a side note, not sure if this would be a sacrilegious or an ecumenical matter but having voice options for Ted, Dougal, Fr Jack, Mrs Doyle, Bishop Brennan, Fr Noel Furlong, Fr Stone, Fr Fintan Stack, Tom, Henry Sellers. That's just off the top of my head, there are many more.It was such magnificent writing and acting that characters that only appeared in one episode would still be mentioned as a joke or reference among my generation. Fond fond memories.
esperent · 20m ago
> Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s

I was a teenager, and some of the episodes were filmed at my school. The lovely horse video is the field behind my school where we used to sneak out during break. They even stopped class one day to film a scene at the front of the school - they used the school building as the outside of the craggy island sports center.

sandworm101 · 8h ago
I don't believe it.
nabla9 · 19h ago
Talk about Baader–Meinhof phenomenon.

Just a week ago I became aware of Father Ted and watched only the show with the tape dispenser because it was recommended to me by Youtube. This article is year old, and shows up now in my feed.

stavros · 17h ago
Yesterday I found out about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon and now I see it mentioned! Must be the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon phenomenon.
gizajob · 11h ago
I’ve never heard of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon so I’m now wondering what the week ahead holds for me and the gang.
dymk · 9h ago
That's actually now the Baader-Metahof phenomenon
vgeek · 12h ago
This seems to be an ecumenical matter.
vmilner · 10h ago
Did Father Ted have much impact in the US? - it always seems v British/Irish in its humour (but that’s true of Monty Python of course and that obviously made it over there)
kadoban · 1h ago
It didn't have the cultural impact of many other shows, though certainly some people know of and have seen it. It's less well known/referenced than even Red Dwarf and other fairly niche shows in my experience.
dylan604 · 6h ago
BBC America is a thing since 1998

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_America

userbinator · 7h ago
The logic runs on an ESP8266 microcontroller instead of a Raspberry Pi Zero, all of which means the electronics inside can be purchased for less than €10.

This looks like the type of application which, if mass-produced, would have the electronics done on a $0.10 mask-programmed COB.

8bitchemistry · 1h ago
Is there a metric version?
scottlamb · 10h ago
Neat project!

> Instead of a rotary encoder to measure the tape rotation, it now uses an IR led and sensor.

I don't get it; how does this work? Are there openings at certain positions in the reel that it detects the light through? Why is this better than the rotary encoder design?

stephencoyle · 8h ago
Thanks!

> Are there openings at certain positions in the reel

Yes, that's exactly it! The spool has holes, and there's an IR emitter/detector on either side. You can view the STLs on the GitHub repo or Printables and see for yourself.

It's better than the rotary encoder [for this project specifically] because it's cheaper and doesn't require the sensor to be a load-bearing part.

zeristor · 20h ago
They could do a Mrs Doyle on that:

“Go on, go on, go on, go on, goes on”

Or that gives you a coup of tea instead

anonzzzies · 20h ago
It's a microcake! You won't feel it going in!
tempodox · 18h ago
I read somewhere that the cake is a lie.
4ugSWklu · 18h ago
You sir have just won the internet!
antithesizer · 4h ago
I hear you're a redditor now, Father!
Ylpertnodi · 13h ago
Does it have cocaine in it? I mean 'raisins'. I love cinnamon.
Macha · 6h ago
> a coup of tea

I mean, I wouldn't put it past Mrs Doyle if some government got in the way of her serving tea, I suppose.

anonzzzies · 16h ago
Father, what's it all about?
austinallegro · 10h ago
That money was just resting in my account. Ask Pat Mustard.
tempodox · 18h ago
I didn't know sticky tape usage is a blessable act. TIL!
ekaryotic · 15h ago
it's not, the dispenser is a jab at the kind of trinket stalls that form around holy sites. what i don't understand is how the dispenser compensates for the changing radius of the tape roll in order to measure accurately. i suspect that it doesn't.
stephencoyle · 11h ago
You're right that it doesn't consider changing diameter, though I did contemplate some approaches for doing that. But, since it only needs whole-inch resolution, using the diameter of a half-full roll of tape gets close enough for novelty purposes.
implements · 9h ago
How about measuring the linear tape motion in a similar way that laser mice measure surface movement?
stephencoyle · 8h ago
That's a cool idea! It's all open source, and forks/remixes are encouraged, so feel free to give that a whirl. :)
samwillis · 15h ago
Two ways to make it:

- know the total length of the tape, and when it's changed, and therefore predict the current radius of the roll

- a small sprung variable resistor pressing against the under side of the role

But that could be over-engineering something that almost more perfect if it's a little imperfect.

ekaryotic · 4h ago
thought of a third way:

cellophane tape does emit xrays when unrolled, so correlate the strength of the radiation with the angular velocity of the roll to more precisely calculate how much tape was removed. I suspect a second photodiode may respond to the radiation.

fecal_henge · 13h ago
Id just weigh the roll.
arp242 · 15h ago
Divine intervention, presumably. They don't bless those tape dispensers for nothing.
tempodox · 9h ago
Divine intervention sounds reasonable for an automated blessing device. Otherwise the issued blessings might be unauthorized or even in violation of copyright.
dottjt · 16h ago
Literally been watching through this series over the past week. Interesting to see it here.
card_zero · 17h ago
Now that he's got the manufacturing costs down this is edging toward being the surprise breakthrough device of the 2020s. Just needs marketing, I hear that Jonathan Ive fellow is in need of something meaningful to do these days.
bookofjoe · 10h ago
Hmmm... what if this IS the AI device he and Altman are talking about but it leaked a year early? Asking for a friend.
theoreticalmal · 15h ago
Feck off!
Malic · 12h ago
Dur-INK!
mikrl · 4h ago
Sacrifice??

ARSE!

Animats · 19h ago
Next, the paper towel and toilet paper meters.
Malic · 12h ago
Now I want a rubber frog that croaks, “The Golden Age of Ballooning” (Monty Python reference)
ndsipa_pomu · 13h ago
Careful now!
puddingpop · 12h ago
Down with this sort of thing!
timwis · 18h ago
Haven’t heard of Fathers Ted, and I assumed by the title that this was an article about passphrases
pansa2 · 17h ago
Yes, a Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser is an alternative to a Correct Horse Battery Staple
bryanrasmussen · 11h ago
surely there is no alternative to my lovely correct horse battery staple?!
stavros · 16h ago
I don't know if this is an HN thing (as in, the software disallows it), but that title needs some punctuation. My first thought was "Who's Ted Kilnettle and what's Shrine Tape"?
jerrysievert · 3h ago
at most it could use a "the" in front of the title:

The Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

which is a reference to a show name Father Ted, in which a Kilnettle Shrine tape dispenser was sold as a souvenir at the Kilnettle Shrine, and brought on a plane by Father Ted in the show Father Ted.