Thought Crime is serious so it should be automatically reported to the authorities, any thoughts of self harm or unaliving oneself will also be reported to the nearest health facility. In addition thinking of words that typically get people cancelled or even thinking about certain gestures will get you banned as well.

fanatic2pope · 41m ago

Any immoral or illegal thoughts will, of course, be reported automatically to the authorities.

sylens · 3h ago

Hooli did it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jroQCyWwEgE

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