Center for the Alignment of AI Alignment Centers

78 louisbarclay 13 9/11/2025, 11:42:23 AM alignmentalignment.ai ↗

Comments (13)

cs702 · 3h ago
Very funny, because it is true:

> Every day, thousands of researchers race to solve the AI alignment problem. But they struggle to coordinate on the basics, like whether a misaligned superintelligence will seek to destroy humanity, or just enslave and torture us forever. Who, then, aligns the aligners?

I love how this fake organization describes itself:

> We are the world's first AI alignment alignment center, working to subsume the countless other AI centers, institutes, labs, initiatives and forums ...

> Fiercely independent, we are backed by philanthropic funding from some of the world's biggest AI companies who also form a majority on our board.

> This year, we interfaced successfully with one member of the public ...

> 250,000 AI agents and 3 humans read our newsletter

The whole thing had me chuckling. Thanks for sharing it on HN.

pinkmuffinere · 45m ago
I particularly like the countdown clock to the next prediction of AGI!
forbiddenvoid · 3h ago
My first instinct was to think this was satire and I exuded a chuckle.

My second instinct was a brief moment of panic where I worried that it might NOT be satire, and a whole world of horror flashed before my eyes.

It's okay, though. I'm better now. We're not in that other world yet.

But, for a nanosecond or two, I found myself deeply resonating with the dysphoria that I imagine plagued Winston Smith. I think I may just need to sit with that for a while.

ToucanLoucan · 2m ago
> It's okay, though. I'm better now. We're not in that other world yet.

Load-bearing yet there

drivingmenuts · 1h ago
Like you, I had a few moments where I couldn’t figure out if it was satire or not. I finally went with: not my circus, not my monkeys.
stockresearcher · 13m ago
The HQ is out west near Hawtch-Hawtch, but they primarily do field work.
vjvjvjvjghv · 14m ago
Let’s start the Alignment Excellence Center.
thisisauserid · 1h ago
Department of Redundancy Department

(please knock twice please)

impure · 47m ago
I actually have a game idea playing around with this idea. Sure, the AI is 'aligned' but what does that even mean? Because if you think about it humans have been pretty terrible.
dpflan · 9m ago
Obligatory meme allusion: https://xkcd.com/927/
ChrisArchitect · 1h ago
This in response to things like this Care Bears wackiness? https://www.alignmentbears.com/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45204694)
smeeger · 37m ago
this is people thinking they are dunking on AI skeptics/doomers but in reality not
jerf · 15m ago
This is very much in the Ha Ha Only Serious vein of humor: http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/H/ha-ha-only-serious.html

As someone who is not a Silicon Valley Liberal, it seems to me that "alignment" is about .5% "saving the world from runaway intelligence" and 99.5% some combination of "making sure the AI bots push our politics" and "making sure the AI bots don't accidentally say something that violates the New York Liberal sensibilities enough to cause the press to write bad stories". I'd like to realign the aligners, yes. YMMV, and perhaps more to the point, lots of people's mileage may very. The so-called aligners have a very specific view.

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