Show HN: A crypto and dividends dashboard I made for my baby CEO

Hey HN!

My newborn can’t talk yet, but I figured he needs a portfolio dashboard anyway. So I built one — tracking crypto, dividend stocks, and fun KPIs like:

     HODL Strength

     Passive Income %

     Crypto Mood (emoji-based, of course)

     Danger Zone if I YOLO too much into one coin

No login. No ads. Just data, dad jokes, and dollar signs.

Let me know what you think (or what my baby CEO should add next).

https://mattiasassets.com