Wouldn't you like to believe "she" understood anything she was reciting? Wouldn't it be even more amazing if it was an actual person?
Oh, wait... Who cares?!
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: Don't abuse your CPU by turning the volume down. It slaves over a hot transistor all day and its got enough work to do.
OMG! What did I just say... slave?!
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE 2: Never submit your subnormals to a master/slave paradigm. It's so uncool!
Oh no...!
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE 3: It's really inappropriate to refer to "subnormals". Who's to say what's normal? And whatever else you do, never sanity check. So rude.
Oh, wait... Who cares?!
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: Don't abuse your CPU by turning the volume down. It slaves over a hot transistor all day and its got enough work to do.
OMG! What did I just say... slave?!
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE 2: Never submit your subnormals to a master/slave paradigm. It's so uncool!
Oh no...!
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE 3: It's really inappropriate to refer to "subnormals". Who's to say what's normal? And whatever else you do, never sanity check. So rude.