What's your "coworker didn't lock screen" procedure?

1) keep walking and go about my business

BUT... back in the day when I engaged in juvenile pranks of this nature, I'd just open their email program, start a new email, put the CEO's email address in the TO field, and type "I resign" or something in the body, and then just walk away.

Back when I worked at a consulting and MSP place this was taken pretty seriously as it violated some kind of standards we’d signed ourselves up to. Security would also happily pickup your laptop and take it away if it wasn’t Kensington locked to the desk.

Like many others I don't do that.

Firstly it's low grade bullying. That may not be how you mean it, but you're not on the receiving end. Bullies often don't think they're bullies.

Secondly it normalises a third party using your computer. "Oh I was just pranking Jim" - sure, but were you? Or were you also granting yourself some privileges using Jim's authority? Who knows.

If you have zero tolerance for unlocked machines you should have zero tolerance for this too.

Yes, it's not that big a deal, and yes, I'm the kind of spoilsport who doesn't really like pranks at all. But still, cut it out.

None but the best story I have is from around a decade ago - a guy did not lock his screen and had his facebook opened. His manager changed his birthday to the current day. The best part is when his aunt wished him a happy birthday.

I actually walked away a few times with my screen on and hoped someone did a prank on me. Never happened!

I've never worked in a place where this sort of thing would have been tolerated. In high school, sure. But not the workplace.

Sorry past me - I'm boring now.

https://fakeupdate.net is a good one: fake windows update screens. Successful head-scratching a few times!

Nothing. Touching another persons computer is not acceptable.

I would complain to HR if anyone did something to mine ..

Posting "Drinks are on me!" on Slack

This is the penalty for being lax with security

If someone says "Help, I'm stuck in the bathroom!" on social media, it means they forgot to lock their screen.

It used to be update keyboard language and watch as they tried to figure out what was going on. These days I walk on by.

You don't want to be known in the office as the person messing with coworker's computers. Next time a computer acts weird, a file is missing or settings changed they'll blame you.

Great thread, hopefully some of us are still young and can provide an entertaining response

Pretty sure I'd get fired if I did anything with unauthorized access to someone else's machine. They might too.

Add a comment somewhere in the middle of the code they’re working on saying /* I should always remember to lock my computer */ and amend their current commit. Maybe they’ll spot it, maybe code review will notice, maybe not.

I did that kind of thing a couple times in college, and basically got it out of my system.

Back in the 1980’s there was an automatic invitation to the user’s hosted party at their house.

Best/fun case: when I was contracting some years ago, if you had your laptop unlock someone would send an email to the project team "coffees are on me! let's pick them up after lunch", and they would pay (but everyone's daily rate was multiple hundreds of GBP per day, and that would pass as 'expense' so the total 40-50 pounds didn't hurt much).

Worse case: (same company) someone send an email to all infra team (including the VP) that "I'm stupid and I don't lock my laptop". That guy (the 'funny' one) was kicked out of the project/contract/building within the hour.

My friendly advice, lock it for them, when you see them again take them on the side and tel then "hey dude, lock that damn thing" and move on with your life.

I'm a prude, so I get my coffee and go back to work.

back in 2004 at paypal we used to call them "burns" where people would send out a department email from your computer with a joke message, something like "Sam thanks for submitting that code...I would like to buy you flowers! -- Love, Anthony"