I never thought I would be excited for a new release of Java, but ever since Java 21, I have grown to actually enjoy writing the language. Whomever is running it has really done a good job making the language actually fun to write in the last few years.
exabrial · 31m ago
The JVMin in the last 6-8 years has been a powerhouse of innovation and cool features. Incredibly impressive!
panny · 14m ago
And a thank you to Oracle for being a good steward of the language.
reactordev · 4m ago
Surely this is written by an LLM.
Paying per core for “enterprise” just because you’re a business isn’t my idea of being a good steward. If anything we should be championing the OpenJDK folks. They are the real heroes.
electric_muse · 41m ago
Execution-time sampling is great for latency stories, but it blurs the line between waiting and working.
CPU-time sampling gives you a cleaner picture of what actually burns cycles, which is the thing you pay for and the thing you can really optimize.
When two lenses disagree, you learn something about whether you’re chasing throughput or latency. That’s the conversation most teams need.
porridgeraisin · 18m ago
ChatGPT
boroboro4 · 3m ago
Thank you for telling, I went through their comments and they all like this :-( While having substance very obviously AI generated
binary132 · 9m ago
someone should write an LLM detector bot that just leaves this comment on all AI slop
lionkor · 15m ago
what?
alserio · 12m ago
I believe they are saying that the commenter looks a lot like karma farming with an llm, it leaves a lot of comments like this one
CPU-time sampling gives you a cleaner picture of what actually burns cycles, which is the thing you pay for and the thing you can really optimize.
When two lenses disagree, you learn something about whether you’re chasing throughput or latency. That’s the conversation most teams need.